| well valerie |
[21 Mar 2006|04:58pm] |
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if you'd get a myspace page we wouldn't have this problem, now would we. but NOOOOOO you hafta be stubborn about it you....you. i just had to go get a whole new password cuz i forgot mine or something. well i actually don't have anything to write about. eh.
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| she poppin, she rollin-she rollin, she climbin the pole and... |
[10 Jan 2006|02:11am] |
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in love with a stripper - t-pain |
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so i never thought i'd see the day.
where i would TAKE DEM CLOTHES OFF GIT BUCKETNEKKID.
well not quite.
yesyougotit - i'm a stripper. a topless dancer, if you will. because i will not sacrific the chichi, although i tried to wax it earlier and man. what an ordeal. never again. i shall keep my insulation.
so me and a friend walked in today and said hey give us applications. and we filled them out. said "come back later and audition."
came the mad dash to find me a shirt that would work with strippin draws and that would fit right. and came the part where i get over my titties. especially after i saw that one girl's. damn.
so went back and looking through the WORST music selection i have ever seen ever in history, i came across PRINCE oh my saving grace. little red corvette. and creep thank you TLC. so i stripped. to them two songs.
and i was nervous as shit, but it was a long ass song for real. shit, Prince. so we went back to this man's office who was named Jabba and DAMN if he didn't look exactly like Jabba the Hut. anyway he asked if we wanted to work tonight. i'm tired. i said HELL NAH I'M LAZY BITCH.
so i start wednesday.
i mean i probably woulda killed myself if i didn't get the job cuz i'd be like WAITAGODDAMNMINIT why does a STRIP CLUB have STANDARDS?!? but flashin a titty wasn't so bad. it was kinda cool.
come tip me good. Roshonda needs fixin, and i got two $700 bills to pay.
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| fire alarm |
[10 Sep 2004|09:36am] |
there's a fire alarm in the building right next to us. out of all the residents...the only one to come out was the neighborhood cripple.
just shows how much she values her life versus how much we value ours.
now i'm gonna go back to sleep so that when ours goes off i can feign sleep.
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[10 Sep 2004|01:06am] |
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"now that you're stinking rich, we'll gladly be your bitch, this house is freakin' sweeeeeeeeeet." - family guy.
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| it's shake n bake.....AND I HAILPT! |
[23 Aug 2004|06:55pm] |
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spongebob |
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so today was first day of classes. and look how i'm tuping. damn shame. but i think i'ma like them, like i was a little intimidated by the concept of argumentation but i think it's gonna be a really fun class. my psych teacher is a really monotone really funny dude and there's like, an assload of people in that class. i coudlnt' see any eye candy cuz was in the very front. but MAN in my geography class....there is the most BEAUTIFUL girl i have ever seen IN MY LIFE. she's a little lighter than me, she had green eyes and really clear skin, prefect teefs, black curly curly hair and a big ass. ...GORGEOUS. just. yes.
so this hot girl from the internet wants to hang out. she's hot. so i might hafta hang with huh-azz.
LMAO someone called and i told g-ette to answer it...now she's been takin a survey for the past 10 minutes. funny funny.
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| mississippi is retarded. |
[20 Aug 2004|06:51pm] |
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monica - shoulda known better |
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so i took lisa and tyson to MS to get their checks (hell yes they paid me) and i realized...
the people i mississippi are slow.
all of them.
every.
last.
one.
it's like....they're 3 steps above down syndrome or something, like if they aren't slightlyu tarded they'r ejust OFF as HELL! and it made me realize that everyone i know from MS is slightly off or slow.
every.
last.
one.
but god. it was like a muhfukkin time warp in that ho. it was INSAAANE! it was like....alabama times 4. for real. damn.
damn.
damn.
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| woo woo woo |
[22 Jun 2004|12:09am] |
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dear Diary
*sigh* today, Diary, Darkness broke my scanner. she stole my void thingie and was runnin around with it and i had to chase her for it and shit adn well i leaned over to get it and messed up my scanner so TECHNICALLY i broke it but it was cuz o her.
work was cool. it was boring. but it was cool. man these ghetto ass peopel came in like right before i got off an they were al hugged up on each other i was like ok pay for yo shit? please? i mean really. REALLY. no. REALLY.
i am at tiffany's house its a PARTY yall!!
my feet hurt.
i have nothin to say.
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| lori |
[28 Apr 2004|03:51pm] |
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jimmy neutron - funny funny |
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i saw the hot thick red tall sexylicous girl in thelaundry room 3 times today and she's all hot and shit and she looked at me all hazel-eyed and shit and i think i came. twice.
i still can't believe Mo leaned on my boobies like 5 seconds after i told her i liked her to "see who was in the hall" riiiiight
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| o wow... |
[27 Mar 2004|02:45pm] |
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 MY male friends like doors. |
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silence. |
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before i continue, let me predict which nickelodeon old school show i am.... i am salute your shorts. bb iniminit...takin the test.
AW FUCK!! i'm
You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad
chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you
are a guy and chose this... you are gay.
Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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this is an outrage! i'm taking this again!
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| p.s. |
[27 Mar 2004|02:09pm] |
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still done wit it |
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I Need Love - LL Cool J (yeah i'm takin' yall back) |
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i fuckin failed that damn geography test. go figure. whatever, i'll do better on the next one. how the hell do you expect me to remember that the Basques want their own nation?? i'm not basque, therefore, i don't care.
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| oh yeh |
[28 Feb 2004|09:48pm] |
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still kanye west. good ass cd!! |
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who knew that something random could taste so good?
well i dont' guess it's random, but yeh it's random to me.
ramen noodles, tuna, cream of chicken soup, and cheese makes one good cheap casserole.
especially when you're poor with no job and no one will hire you for some odd reason and you've got like 100 bux to last til may....i'm not gonna make it. oh but wait - i did just pay a phone bill and i don't guess they've cashed that check yet so i'm probably even lower on money and all i have to eat is soup and tuna-ramen casserole.
i'm depressed. i'm gonna go eat some more casserole.
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[26 Feb 2004|11:08pm] |
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loved n stuff ^_^ |
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pretty girl - jon b. that sexy motherfucker. |
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| the DNA dance! |
[17 Feb 2004|12:34am] |
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MORE shit GAWD does it END?!?!? |
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| lost mah ID. i think. |
[05 Feb 2004|12:52am] |
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scarface. |
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i can't find my damn student ID. GODDAMNIT. i was spost to go to a b-ball game tomorrow, and without my ID, i don't think i can get in for the free.
i'm hungry.
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| montezuma's revenge |
[02 Feb 2004|08:34am] |
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 my teacher had to crap!! |
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some damn baby looney tunes bullshit |
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so i'm in my 8AM class (i made it on time and everything, and without a hangover)and my teacher mentions this virus that's goin around and how he's usually the first to catch it...he was like i mioght let class out a little early...ten minutes later he was standin at the podium really still and he goes "ok so i'm gonna see ya wednesday, i hafta...go ride the porcelain pony." and left! OMFG we couldn't stop laughin cuz we got let out ten minutes into class cuz our teacher had to take a mad shit. i'm excited. that might be the highlight of my day today.
DAMN i heard some cartoon music and i thought they were gonna show animaniacs. that woulda been cool as The Fuck.
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| You have been branded... |
[01 Feb 2004|02:49am] |
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 like a pranksta, muthafuckas!! |
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bugs bunny |
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so yeah!
guess what the FUCK me and Big R did. remember how i said we made up a drag king fratority Lambda Epsilon Zeta??? WELL! one night big r was over and wasl ike dude, we gotta make some flyers and just put 'em on cars all around campus just to be stupid and hear people talk.
she shouldn't have said that.
i ran to my computer and made the most kickass flyer in like 10 minutes. we took it to kinko's at 1 in the morning and made 50 copies and went to put them on the cars around Hodank's dorm, but not FOTW's car. cuz she'd get pissy. asswitch. but anyway, when we went all these damn cars and people decided they wanted to come back from the club or some bullshit so we were like DAMN. so we went and attacked surrounding dorms, including the freshman dorm and the girl i have a crush on *le sigh* and then we came back. but we decided we wanted them to definitely see it. so we decided (i really need a thesaurus) to put it on the door across from Hodank. but we were like damn, how we gonna do it? so i was like look wait around this corner and i'll run in and tape it up and run around the corner. so i was scared as The Fuck cuz Hodank called my ass to bitch about the note we left on FOTW's car last night. fuckin asswipe. who gives a shit? anyway, so i taped the flyer up and everything and hauled out before the outer door closed on me, cuz they woulda heard it open again. i am just so damn excited that we did some dumb shit like that, and OMFG we hit a sorority house with it too LMAO!!!!!!!! it's like, i'm making up for all the dumb shit i didn't do in high school by doin it now, and apparently so is Big R LMBAO cuz we're too excited about it. it's one of those things you wish you had a videocamera for because it's so stupid that you wanna capture it on tape....forEVER. and ya kno what, by the time FOTW leaves Hodank's room, there should be some littered about, so she'll see like, many of them, not just like that one on her nayber's door. atrocious spelling, i know. man i'm spent. i'm goin to bed. :)..>:D hehehehehe!
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